The year is 2004, cinematic universes haven’t been invented yet, and CGI is the new exciting tech on the scene. So why not make a fantasy action movie where Van Helsing teams up with Frankenstein’s monster to fight werewolves and defeat Dracula...

Perhaps the most controversial of all vampire tales, Twilight deserves its own hot-take extravaganza, and we’re here to deliver! Join us as we reveal our Twilight origin stories, our opinions on the original Stephenie Meyer no...

Nicholas Cage as Dracula. Is there anything else you need to know?? Well, just in case you need a little more information: we’re reviewing Chris McKay’s Renfield (2023), a  movie about our favorite bug-eating familiar attempti...

Come with us on a journey of angsty teenage vampires, aggressive saxophones, too many scarves, our goth mom, and mullets - so many mullets - as we review The Lost Boys (1987), THE quintessential summer vampire movie. Like us on Face...

The episode that the CIA, the FBI, and Jim Carrey himself tried and failed to suppress! Join us as we review the highly offensive, highly mediocre '80s teen comedy Once Bitten (1985), featuring a very young Jim Carrey, a vampire MILF, goth flam...

We’re back! And we’re taking it all the way back, with the most iconic vampire movie of all time, Tod Browning's Dracula (1931)! In our new, shorter format, we’ll fill you in on the history and background of this production, how Bela L...

Who’s ready for hot vampire summer?? Well, certainly us. But also all the characters in Brad Michael Elmore’s Bit (2019)! Join us as we delve deep into this indie queer intersectional feminist romp (just in time for Pride!), featuring ...

Who’s that stalking the secret vampire museum behind the secret vampire library under the secret Japanese vampire nightclub? Why, it’s our friend and fellow Cool Guy, Blade! Put on your leather and take a deep dive with us into Stephen Norringt...

What if Dracula took place in a small town in Maine? What if the main character was a self-insert plagued by gay panic? And what's Didi's secret to making books more fun to read? Find the answers to these questions and more in our first-ever bo...

Are you looking for a podcast episode to bring a little warmth and positivity into your life? Something to shine some light in the darkness, and remind you why the world isn’t so bad after all? Well, this isn’t the episode for you. But if you w...

In our first Good Movie Episode, we travel to Bad City to review Ana Lily Amirpour's A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014), and to answer the eternal question: can you be a vampire and a hipster at the same time? Also, Rena goes on a...

In our first big review episode, we're whisked away to Wallachia to witness the origins of the man himself in Gary Shore's Dracula Untold (2014). Fabulous hair and unnecessary drama ensues! Also, bats. Lot and lots of bats.Like us ...

How did we get bitten by the vampire bug? Rena and Didi discuss their dark, spooky, sometimes embarrassing journeys into vampire fandom. Is Edward Cullen involved? Did we have banned books in our household? What does our grandma have to do with...