The year is 2004, cinematic universes haven’t been invented yet, and CGI is the new exciting tech on the scene. So why not make a fantasy action movie where Van Helsing teams up with Frankenstein’s monster to fight werewolves and defeat Dracula...

Perhaps the most controversial of all vampire tales, Twilight deserves its own hot-take extravaganza, and we’re here to deliver! Join us as we reveal our Twilight origin stories, our opinions on the original Stephenie Meyer no...

Nicholas Cage as Dracula. Is there anything else you need to know?? Well, just in case you need a little more information: we’re reviewing Chris McKay’s Renfield (2023), a  movie about our favorite bug-eating familiar attempti...

Come with us on a journey of angsty teenage vampires, aggressive saxophones, too many scarves, our goth mom, and mullets - so many mullets - as we review The Lost Boys (1987), THE quintessential summer vampire movie. Like us on Face...

The episode that the CIA, the FBI, and Jim Carrey himself tried and failed to suppress! Join us as we review the highly offensive, highly mediocre '80s teen comedy Once Bitten (1985), featuring a very young Jim Carrey, a vampire MILF, goth flam...